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A VERY SEKRIT PASSPHRASE
by Neil Gaiman's Journal ([info]officialgaiman)
at November 12th, 2009 (10:04 pm)

posted by Neil
There were 38 independent bookshops around the land who had Graveyard Book parties. The people at Harpers somehow got it down to 11, and they sent them to me to judge the winner. The winner gets me for a signing in December. I watched the 11 videos/descriptions/ photos. I watched them again. I watched them yet again, this time with Lorraine, my assistant, watching too and saying helpful things like, "They are all so good. Whoo. Don't know how you'll make a decision. Look at that! They're line dancing to Monster Mash! And that Death is on stilts, isn't he. Is that a horse? A horse in a store? These are amazing." The fourth time, Woodsman Hans wandered in from the deep woods (where he is making a pond) and watched them too.

Then I made my decision. I called Elyse Marshall at Harpers and told her. "Ah," she said. "I'll have to check with the lawyers to find out if you can do that."

So we wait.

...

I posted the Amanda Palmer current East Coast tour dates here last night. http://www.amandapalmer.net/afp/upcoming-shows for venues and details.

Today it occurred to me that in the past when I've had friends on tour, I've often done special "Neil sent me" things, where people who come from this blog get some special free thing, which a) is nice for the people who get the free thing and b) tells the person on tour that people are really coming from the blog. I did it with Thea Gilmore (who is starting a new UK tour next week. People in the UK, go and see live Thea Gilmore, for she is wonderful: http://www.theagilmore.net for dates and venues.) I've done it for The Magnetic Fields, who, incidentally, have a new album coming out on Jan 26th. And then there's the Green Goddess restaurant in New Orleans, where you can mention the "Mezze of Destruction" to tell them you came from here and get sent something wonderful to eat or drink. (It changes, depending on what chef Chris DeBarr feels like making.)

I should do it for Amanda. I called her up and told her.

She called me back. "Beth and I have put our heads together and come up with a code phrase for people from your blog," she said. "So they say it and get a special free thing from the merch table."

"Fire away," I said.

"We think they should come over to the merch table and point to this poster...




...and say 'That chick in the yellow corset crowdsurfing looks kind of hot. I wonder if she's dating anyone?' And then they get something for free."

I said I thought that was a very bad idea, because people might say that anyway, and it was an awful lot for people to remember. And what if they sold out of that poster early that night?

I said, "What about any variant of 'Neil sent me from his blog?'"

"Absolutely not," she said. "That's boring."

I told her to leave it with me.

And then I stared at this screen glumly, with nothing happening in my head, and real work I should be doing starting to nip at my heels. So I turned to the Oracular Orb of truth at http://www.neilgaiman.com/oracle/ and I clicked on the orb and shook it.


Here is Doug Jones and some strange man it said.

If you go to one of Amanda Palmer's shows on this tour, wander over to the Merch table, and say that you found about it from some strange man's blog. And something good will probably happen. (If they just stare at you, tell them it was me, and this blog. If they keep staring tell them that the chick in the yellow corset in the poster looks like she probably has a really nice boyfriend.)

....

This seemed like a very good cause to me:

Hi Neil,

I am a long-time fan, and have even met you backstage at a Tori show (though that was many years ago!). I am writing to ask a bit of a favor.

About 10 years ago, I appeared on 20/20 with Tori, speaking about sexual violence. Since then, I've stayed close with Tori whose been a mentor of the best kind. I also started a nonprofit, Pandora's Project, that provides support, information, and resources to rape and sexual abuse survivors and their supporters. We operate Pandora's Aquarium, an online support group with more than 20,000 registered members.

Recently, I was named a 2009 L'Oreal Woman of Worth for my volunteer work with Pandora's. I was chosen for this honor from more than 2,500 applicants.

Now, one of the ten 2009 Honorees will be selected as the national honoree through a public online vote. Her cause will get an additional $25,000, and a lot of media exposure. This is the first time L'Oreal has recognized a sexual violence organization, and becoming the national honoree would allow me to shine a spotlight on this issue that affects so many women and women.

Voting is easy - people just need to go to the url below, enter their email address in the box on the right, and click the "submit vote" button. Each email address is allowed one vote, and voting ends November 24.

http://www.womenofworth.com/Honorees/Honoree2009Detail.aspx?nomid=5657c940-425b-47a2-879d-ed3c2d82b56f

I am wondering if you might be willing to send people to this voting link via your (infinitely popular) twitter or blog. I understand if it's not something you can do, but my experience running a small-budget nonprofit tells me it's always wise to ask!

Thank you for taking the time to read this.

Shannon Lambert


I'll plug it happily.

Your correspondent asks "Will you be reading the original version where the wolf actually is killed, and not the 'oh my goodness our kids can't hear about death' version in which they bring him to the zoo?"

I fear she's in error; in the original version, written by Prokofiev, Peter snares the wolf, then convinces the hunters NOT to kill it, but to take it to the zoo.


I've been researching, and that's what I found out too. Wikipedia has a list of changes made in various versions of the story (Disney, for example, had the wolf not eat the duck). But the wolf was always taken to the zoo...

audrey  kawasaki [userpic]
New York 12/12
by audrey kawasaki ([info]i_seldom_do)
at November 12th, 2009 (04:42 am)


my first show in New York is coming up next month!
titled 'Hajimari. a prelude'.
December 12th through January 9th.
opening reception Dec. 12th 7~9pm
@ the Jonathan Levine Gallery.

will feature 20 new works.
im still at work but should wrap things up within the week.
excited and nervous all together. eeep! (@_@)

audrey  kawasaki [userpic]
by audrey kawasaki ([info]i_seldom_do)
at November 12th, 2009 (04:31 am)


Sketch Theatre just uploaded the time lapse video of the Baby Tattooville Art Jam,
where about a dozen artists collaborated on a single 4x5foot canvas for 24 hours.
its pretty fun to see the whole process!
check it HERE.

the Sketch Theatre site also features many notable artists,
where you can watch videos of them drawing. its all very inspiring!
check it out HERE!

Radio! Books! Violin Lessons! Also, a haircut I do not mention anywhere in this blog!
by Neil Gaiman's Journal ([info]officialgaiman)
at November 12th, 2009 (06:00 am)

posted by Neil
Went in to KNOW radio station in ST Paul today and recorded an introduction to the NPR MORNING EDITION "Open Mike" piece I've been recording on audiobooks, and heard the edit. Asked them to see if they could find a bit more time in the piece for Audible founder Don Katz, who did an amazing interview and was pared down to about a sentence in the current edit. It'll go out in the next ten days, and as soon as I know when it goes out I'll put it up here. I talk to David Sedaris, Martin Jarvis, Don Katz and veteran audio producer/director Rick Harris in it.

Also popped in to DreamHaven and signed a bunch of books. The piles of books have grown so high, and the administration was proving so hard for Greg now that he is a one-man operation that I'm no longer personalising books there. But lots of signed books now in for the Holidays at DreamHaven's Neilgaiman.net site.

Spent much of the rest of the day driving around, being a dad, taking a daughter and her friend to violin, all that normal sort of stuff, and listening to Martin Jarvis's Good Omens audiobook as I did so. I'm about half-way through it now. It makes me so happy, especially hearing Adam Young read in something sort of close to Martin's Just William voice. Weirdly, I found it easier to hear what I wrote and what Terry wrote than I could if I looked at the text (which I discovered a few years ago, when I proofread the Harper Collins edition). The text is a bit of a blur, after all these years, but listening I'd find myself going, "Me... Terry.... Me in first draft, Terry in second.... Terry in first draft, me in second.... My footnote to his bit.... His footnote to mine..." feeling vaguely like an archaeologist. Even spotted a couple of tiny continuity goofs we should have caught 21 years ago that I may call Terry about and correct in future editions.

(Edit to add, here's a link for iTunes for the Good Omens book that will, I am afraid, almost definitely only work in the US and territories that buy books from the US.)

I still haven't done the Big China Blog. Until I do, I should point you to Amanda's blog, at http://blog.amandapalmer.net/post/240943999/east-infection-china-singapore, which has many photographs of our adventures, and of us, and lots of small anecdotes.

(She has an East Coast Tour on right now -
11.12 Portland, ME
11.13 Northampton, MA
11.14 Brooklyn, NY (SOLD OUT)
11.18 Philadelphia, PA
11.19 Falls Church, VA
11.20 Carrboro, NC
11.22 Knoxville, TN.
Go see her in concert. She's a wonder live. Tell her I said hi.)


Hi Neil,

I just read about your event in January, where in you will be narrating Peter and the Wolf. My husband and I are over joyed by this. We will hopefully be bringing our three girls up to see the performance. We did have one question though. Will you be reading the original version where the wolf actually is killed, and not the "oh my goodness our kids can't hear about death" version in which they bring him to the zoo? We are both, obviously, really hopeful that being you, and not afraid to scare children (thank you for that btw) will be speaking the true to the story version in which Peter shoots the wolf and then his dead body is paraded through the town as a trophy.

Thanks for your time,
~Cecily

PS- Do you know if there will be tickets for the event or the reception afterwards? It will be a long drive, and it would be nice to be prepared for either staking out seats all day or having tickets in hand. (We could not find any reservation information on the website)


I'd forgotten - or never knew - that there was an alternative version. The script I was sent is the Zoo version. I'll investigate...

And no, I do not know about tickets. I will find out.

Dear Neil,

Your Web Goblin offered to post photos of Coraline pumpkins, and when they were told this, my 8 and 11-year old daughters decided to make some. Here they are, along with 2 emoticon pumpkins and a turnip.

http://www.steampunkfamily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_01521-300x225.jpg

I used them to illustrate a ghost story: http://www.steampunkfamily.com/2009/10/philomenas-fright/

Three of the four of us were Coraline characters for Halloween. (The 11-year old went her own way as Susan Sto-Helit.)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/37435081@N03/4077708519/sizes/l/in/set-72157622616148613/

The Other Mother is the scariest thing I've ever been for Halloween. All the children (even the 4-year olds!) knew who I was, and I elicited much nervous laughter when I offered to sew buttons in their eyes.

Thank you for being VERY SCARY INDEED


I love how many families were Coraline families, this year.

If, like me, anybody else was intrigued by your mention of Kenneth Grahame's other works and wants to read them with a minimum of searching, they'll be happy to know both 'The Golden Age' and 'Dream Days' are available for free on the always invaluable Project Gutenberg:

http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/291
http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/270

Thanks for mentioning them in the first place; I'm always interested in children's lit of that time that has managed to slip through my net.

- B. Bolander


What a good idea. Two very beautiful, gently funny books by the author of The Wind in the Willows. I really enjoyed them, but stylistically they are, well, out of fashion, and will not be everybody's cup of Edwardian tea. Here's a passage that describes the illustration I put up yesterday, as small children steal through the house on a midnight expedition to obtain biscuits (ie cookies, if you are American):

The Blue Room had in prehistoric times been added to by taking in a superfluous passage, and so not only had the advantage of two doors, but enabled us to get to the head of the stairs without passing the chamber wherein our dragon-aunt lay couched. It was rarely occupied, except when a casual uncle came down for the night. We entered in noiseless file, the room being plunged in darkness, except for a bright strip of moonlight on the floor, across which we must pass for our exit. On this our leading lady chose to pause, seizing the opportunity to study the hang of her new dressing-gown. Greatly satisfied thereat, she proceeded, after the feminine fashion, to peacock and to pose, pacing a minuet down the moonlit patch with an imaginary partner. This was too much for Edward's histrionic instincts, and after a moment's pause he drew his single-stick, and with flourishes meet for the occasion, strode onto the stage. A struggle ensued on approved lines, at the end of which Selina was stabbed slowly and with unction, and her corpse borne from the chamber by the ruthless cavalier. The rest of us rushed after in a clump, with capers and gesticulations of delight; the special charm of the performance lying in the necessity for its being carried out with the dumbest of dumb shows.

Once out on the dark landing, the noise of the storm without told us that we had exaggerated the necessity for silence; so, grasping the tails of each other's nightgowns even as Alpine climbers rope themselves together in perilous places, we fared stoutly down the staircase-moraine, and across the grim glacier of the hall, to where a faint glimmer from the half-open door of the drawing-room beckoned to us like friendly hostel-lights. Entering, we found that our thriftless seniors had left the sound red heart of a fire, easily coaxed into a cheerful blaze; and biscuits—a plateful—smiled at us in an encouraging sort of way, together with the halves of a lemon, already once squeezed but still suckable. The biscuits were righteously shared, the lemon segments passed from mouth to mouth; and as we squatted round the fire, its genial warmth consoling our unclad limbs, we realised that so many nocturnal perils had not been braved in vain.

"It's a funny thing," said Edward, as we chatted, "how I hate this room in the daytime. It always means having your face washed, and your hair brushed, and talking silly company talk. But to-night it's really quite jolly. Looks different, somehow."

"I never can make out," I said, "what people come here to tea for. They can have their own tea at home if they like,—they're not poor people,—with jam and things, and drink out of their saucer, and suck their fingers and enjoy themselves; but they come here from a long way off, and sit up straight with their feet off the bars of their chairs, and have one cup, and talk the same sort of stuff every time."

Selina sniffed disdainfully. "You don't know anything about it," she said. "In society you have to call on each other. It's the proper thing to do."

"Pooh! YOU'RE not in society," said Edward, politely; "and, what's more, you never will be."

"Yes, I shall, some day," retorted Selina; "but I shan't ask you to come and see me, so there!"

"Wouldn't come if you did," growled Edward.

shannon [userpic]
o'ahu: day four/five
by shannon ([info]shannonmariah)
at November 11th, 2009 (08:51 pm)

Yesterday was the awesomest of the awesomes. Except for the parts that weren't awesome. We slept in a little (I woke up early, stared at the ceiling for about an hour, and then forced more sleep on myself) and ate brunch at "Coffeeee? Coffeeee?" It was cheap and delicious, again. We decided to walk down a few blocks from our hotel and spend the day on the beach. Steve worked out (annoyyyying) while I walked down to the beach and got a head start on the sun. I claimed two empty lounge chairs right near the water. I had been roasting for about half an hour when some dude in a white shirt holding a clipboard blocked my sun and asked if I was renting the chairs. "Er .. ah ... no?" "Okay, because if you're going to be here for a while, we can work something out, but they're pretty expensive." Apparently I didn't look expensive enough to afford rental chairs? "Thanks, I'll lay on the sand. It's no big deal."

Seriously? Hawaii is the place to make Shannon feel like a moron, apparently. Ug.

When Steve came he checked out surfing lessons for himself and found out that it would be only $5 more to include me. 'Cept, I didn' wanna. I had no desire to learn how to surf. Steve said I had an hour to think about it before the lessons started. I watched the surfers in the distance catching a wave, standing, falling, and suddenly decided it looked like fun and that it would be ridiculous to stay on the beach while Steve surfed. We got an older dude named Mike as our instructor. I was relieved; I told Steve the last thing I needed with how nervous I was already feeling was some young, hot, punk watching me make a fool of myself.

He taught us how to paddle, stop, the five steps of getting up, and some safety precautions on the beach before we headed out to the water. I almost quit just from paddling out to the waves. That's friggin' hard work, dudes! Now I understand the science behind the surfer's body. Oy vey.

Blah, blah, snore. I'm too tired and in too much pain to write. But I will tell you that both Steve and I kicked those waves' asses. Multiple times. It was seriously the most fun I've ever had and I can't even believe that I almost passed it up. Mike told Steve that I was "tenacious." I guess most people bail as soon as they feel themselves messing up, but I kept self-correcting and staying on the board (most of the time). That was fun to hear.

After surfing my body was so tired from paddling, I laid on the beach for an hour while we waited for our 5:00 sailboat to arrive. We had seen some people getting off it the night we went to Duke's and decided it looked like fun. $30/person for a two hour ride and all you can drink. Well, it sure was fun. A bit too much, as it turned out. We made some friends though! They were teachers at a cosmetology school in Idaho. After my first two drinks I chatted it up with them and made their two twenty-something daughters my new BFFs. After the sail me and one of my new friends stopped to pee while the others, including Steve, waited outside of the restroom for us. Somehow we all got separated and things are kinda fuzzy after that.

Anyway, it was a fun night and Steve and I paid for it most of today. Live and learn!

Today we laid low by watching the surfers over at Sunset beach (they were almost as good as us) and getting the most deelicious lunch from a shrimp truck in Haleiwa. Mmm. So, so yummy. For dessert I tried some shaved ice and managed to dump it all over myself and the car -- but not before tasting its goodness on my tongue. WAY BETTER THAN A SNOW CONE. HELLO, CANADA. TAKE NOTE. Shaved ice is the new snow cone. Get on it.

I woke up this morning with my head, stomach AND back angry at me. Often when my back is bad in the morning, I can get it under control by mid-morning with my anti-inflammatories. Not today. By the time we got back into Waikiki after lunch (we also tried to find Ko Olina, which was way the hell out there and impossible to get into, so we gave up), I was hobbling around pretty bad, so we're back at the hotel now, acting like old people. I'm hoping to feel better for tomorrow, because we'd like to rent some boards and try surfing on our own for a bit.

That's all for now!

The Murder Re-Enacted
by Neil Gaiman's Journal ([info]officialgaiman)
at November 11th, 2009 (02:21 pm)

posted by Neil
The Graveyard Book just won a literary award, which never gets old, and this one came with a medal, and also with a cheque. I thought, Hm. I have to get myself something with the cheque and I have to do it immediately, otherwise it will simply vanish into the day to day bank account of life, and I will never look at anything and go "Ah, that is the thing I got with my Graveyard Book Award."

So I bought this. It's "The Murder Re-Enacted":


It's an E. H. Shepard illustration (he's most famous for illustrating Winnie the Pooh) from Kenneth Grahame's book The Golden Age. Kenneth Grahame wrote The Wind In The Willows, the story of Mole and Rat and Badger and of course, Mr Toad, also illustrated by Shepard.

I once read an essay by A.A. Milne telling people that, of course they knew Kenneth Grahame's work, he wrote The Golden Age and Dream Days, everybody had read them, but he also did this amazing book called The Wind in the Willows that nobody had ever heard of. And then Milne wrote a play called Toad of Toad Hall, which was a big hit and made The Wind in The Willows famous and read, and, eventually, one of the good classics (being a book that people continue to read and remember with pleasure), while The Golden Age and Dream Days, Grahame's beautiful, gentle tales of Victorian childhood, are long forgotten.

If there is a moral, or a lesson to be learned from all this, I do not know what it is.

Right. Off to K.N.O.W. St Paul to record the intro bits to my NPR piece on Audio Books, and I will play the Martin Jarvis-read GOOD OMENS on the car CD player all the way there.

half a lifetime?
by Neil Gaiman's Journal ([info]officialgaiman)
at November 10th, 2009 (05:49 pm)

posted by Neil
The editor at CBS Sunday Morning asked if I had any photos of my son Mike back at the period when I first had the idea for The Graveyard Book - late 1985. I looked. We really didn't have any. I wandered next door and asked Mary (his mum, my former wife and for these last five years my friend and next-door neighbour) if she had any photos from back then. "No," she said. Then, "Do you mean those transparencies? I have them in an envelope somewhere." She vanished and came back with a large manila envelope from a long time ago. "Here."

Half a lifetime ago -- literally -- I was nearly 25, and working for magazines. Henry Fikret, who photographed a lot of the interviews I did, volunteered to take some photos of me and my family, and he did.A week later the envelope arrived, and I realised that everything he shot was on colour transparencies -- like huge slides -- and I was never sure what do with them, other than being fairly sure I couldn't take them down to Boots the Chemist and have prints knocked out. So they stayed in their envelope, and they kept their secrets, and were forgotten.

Yesterday I had the transparencies scanned, and finally got to see lots of pictures I had never actually seen before of Holly as a baby, Mike at the time that I would have watched him riding his tricycle around the graveyard, and me... at exactly half my age: A young journalist who had sold a very small handful of short stories and two non-fiction books, with dreams of writing fiction and comics. At the time I was dressing in grey, but was getting tired of the way that you would buy something grey and take it home and discover that it was a blueish grey or a brownish grey, and wondering if I'd have the same problem if I just started to dress in black.

And half a lifetime on, it seemed like it might be good to put one up here. I checked, and Mary didn't mind. What odd clothes we wore back then. What big glasses. And look, my hair is practically normal.





So long ago, and it went like the blink of an eye.

...

Birthday wishes are flooding in from around the globe. I wish I could reply to everyone personally, but it would take the next 365 days... so thank you. Thank you all.

And a particular thank you to Garrison Keillor, who announced my birthday on NPR and who also told me that on my thirteenth birthday they burned Slaughterhouse 5, and that on my ninth birthday Sesame Street was born. The Writers Almanac is a marvellous thing.

...

In January I will be part of a free concert for all ages on January 16, 2010, at 7pm, in the World Financial Center Winter Garden, New York. I'll be the narrator for the performance of Peter and the Wolf, performed by the http://www.knickerbocker-orchestra.org (whose website you should visit to get details).

Kissing is about spreading germs (and this is a good thing), a scientist says.

Alan Moore is leaping aboard the Underground magazine bandwagon. Following the success of IT and OZ, Alan's Dodgem Logic is coming out. There's a great interview with Alan at http://www.mustardweb.org/dodgemlogic/

(And enormous congratulations to Alan, who is now a grandfather, and to Leah and John, who are now parents, and Edward Alec Moore-Reppion, who is now, um, born. A Scorpio, like his grandfather and his whatever-exactly-I am, sort of honorary great-uncle or something. Not that we Scorpios believe in that sort of thing, of course.)

Again, thank you all for the birthday wishes...

shannon [userpic]
o'ahu: day three
by shannon ([info]shannonmariah)
at November 9th, 2009 (09:10 pm)

Well, we managed to find the not-so-pretty part of Hawaii: the West Side. There's really nothing green or living there, and it seemed to be a big industrial area. BUT THEY HAVE A WATER PAAA-AAARK. Yeah, we totally went. We were second-guessing ourselves on the drive there, thinking it might be a bad way to spend one of our days, but as soon as we got off that first ride, we were thrilled to have committed. Both of us are laying on the hotel bed with throbbing feet right now from all of the stairs we climbed in our bare feet during the 3.5 hours we spent at Wet 'n' Wild. No regrets.

On our way home we hit some pretty lame-o outlet stores, but managed to spend a little money anyway. We're clever like that. Back at the hotel we got all gussied up and walked down to the beach to watch the sunset before heading into a beachfront restaurant, Duke's. Jeff had emailed the recommendation to Steve today, and boy it was a gooder. After supper we walked down the beach again, but this time I kept my jumping jacks to myself. It wasn't easy. There were still hoards of people in the water, and I decided that tomorrow I want to be one of them. I told Steve I want a day to just "hang loose" on a beach somewhere and swim until the sun sets, possibly later. It might be our only chance, too; we just heard on the news that a storm is blowing in. Which could also be fun to experience!

So. Okay. Here's the thing. After we finished walked on the beach, we decided to do some window shopping (the shops are open until EVELEN during the week), and we just happened to come across an UGG store. A store completely dedicated to UGGs. I KNOW. Okay, and it's not that I love UGGs, or think they're particularily flattering, but there are some outfits they compliment and some women who can pull them off. AND ALSO, IF I LIKE SOMETHING, I LIKE IT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME. The other thing is that some of the new lines they've come out with aren't quite so ... well ... ugly. I don't think, anyway. I wanted the Knightsbridge boots, but a) they are over $200 and b) they weren't in-stock. But there were these really adorable kid's boots that happened to fit me and were HALF the cost of the Knitsbridge ones ... so ... can you guess? YES, I BOUGHT THEM. I SURE DID.

I'm a proud UGG-owner. And those boots give my wardrobe all kinds of new flavours and possibilities. PEOPLE. IT'S A GOOD DAY HERE IN HAWAII. REALLY.

After we bought the UGGs we carried on window shopping, got some frozen yogurt, sat and people-watched, meandered back to the hotel, and like I said we're now on the bed with the TV on and tired, sad feet.

AND DID I MENTION I BOUGHT UGGS? NO? I DIDN'T? YES. IT'S NOT A LIE.

They're K's Sunshine II, in case you care. AND THEY'RE ROCKIN'.

You're allowed to think they're ugly. I do too, normally. But these just look like your average boot, really. There's nothing too sparkly about them other than the fact that I LOVE THEM.

Just when I thought Hawaii couldn't get any FANTASTICKER.

Some things that made me laugh today:

  • a woman wearing a hawaiian skirt, walking with a man wearing a shirt made from the same fabric -- brings matching leisure suits to a whole new level
  • an old man wearing a one-piece, jumper-shorts outfit
  • a woman crossing the street wearing a funny shirt: front--"Have you got the word?" back--"B.I.B.L.E. Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth"

For those who read this blog for the articles
by Neil Gaiman's Journal ([info]officialgaiman)
at November 9th, 2009 (06:31 pm)

posted by Neil
(Serena Altschul and some author in July, sitting on the trampoline after two days of interviews. None of which, oddly enough, were done on the trampoline.)


Mr. Neil,

I DVR'd yesterday's installment of Sunday Morning and after zipping through it back and forth multiple times cannot seem to find you, though the description indicated the correct episode. Was it bumped to next week? Have you been sucked into an alternate Neil-less universe?

A concerned reader,
Mary


I'm afraid it was bumped by the Fort Hood Massacre.

I checked: The profile CBS did of me is apparently still going out, probably some time in December, although no-one seems certain when. I was told that we could help ensure that it is broadcast (and possibly make it come out sooner than December) if CBS think people would actually like to see it. Which means that if you do want to see it, you can help the process along if you write or email CBS and (politely) tell them so:

ADDRESS:
CBS News Sunday Morning
Box O (for Osgood)
524 West 57th St.
New York, NY 10019

E-MAIL: sundays@cbsnews.com

...

My friend Steve Brust (a fine and brilliant novelist) wrote to Miss Manners about his financial issues, and what having a Donate button on a website means. She replied to him here. There's a fascinating conversation going on about it at his website that I initially missed because I was in China... Most people disagree with Miss Manners. Even I disagree with Miss Manners, and I don't have a Donate button, or use the Amazon links to generate revenue, or have advertising or anything. (That's because Harper Collins set up this website, and they pay for our bandwidth and such. If they stopped, I'd have to think about ways to make it pay for itself.)

...

Stephen King's UNDER THE DOME was one of my favourite books of the year so far. (R. Crumb's retelling of the Book of Genesis is my very favourite book of the year.) So I was pleased to be sent this link to a really wonderful Stephen King poem:


(It's published by Playboy, which means that for some of you the site may be blocked.)

There's also a Stephen King story in this week's New Yorker. http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2009/11/09/091109fi_fiction_king
(Needless to say, I only read the New Yorker for the articles.)
...




Dear Neil Gaiman, I ask for half-a-moment of your time (I would not presume to ask for more). This Spring 2010 I am teaching a Topics in Literature class on YOU at Winona State University (Eng 225: Neil Gaiman). Easy enough to select representative novel (American Gods), short stories (Fragile Things), children and YA (Graveyard Book), but here's the rub: I will likely only assign one Sandman graphic novel to students. I have been debating which is most representative, most worthy of inclusion, most amenable to class discussion and student scholarship. Then I thought I'd ask you. I know you suggest above that, for questions of this sort, we consider you a dead author, but I know you're not. When I came to a similar impasse about which of Ursula Le Guin's works to include in another class, she actually replied and offered her input. I extend the same offer to you: which of the Sandman volumes would you like to see on the syllabus?
Thank you for your time,
Nicholas Ozment, English Instructor
WSU


It's a hard one. I think if I were teaching I'd either go for Season of Mists or Fables and Reflections, because both of them have stuff to teach -- those nice chewy bits that people can like or dislike, argue with or discuss. I know a lot of teachers like to teach Dream Country because a) Midsummer Night's Dream won awards, and b) it's short and c) it has a script in the back. Your call. And good luck.

...

I mentioned recently that there were some beautiful new Polish and Russian book covers for my books that I'd seen at signings, which got me thinking. The International Cover gallery on this website is incredibly out of date.

It's at http://www.neilgaiman.com/p/Neil's_Work/International_Covers.

And though I get a lot of foreign editions in, and will at some point head down to the basement and rummage around and scan some (this week's mail brought the two-volume Japanese edition of Anansi Boys, on the cover of which Fat Charlie is not only Very White, but also Very Thin, and the complex Chinese - ie. Taiwan and Hong Kong - edition of The Graveyard Book) I thought that blog readers, being, as you are, all over the world, might be a better resource for knowing where to look for foreign covers.

So if you have, and want to scan in or link to foreign covers we do not have posted, or are a foreign publisher and would like your books up, there is now a submission page: http://www.neilgaiman.com/extras/covers/ which lets you upload them to the webgoblin, who will put them in the gallery (and on the pages for the books in question). And perhaps we should have them arranged by country as well -- some countries, like the French and the Russians and the Poles, have had so many different covers over the years.

(Also, Absolute Death was published this week. It is amazingly beautiful. Yes, I think they overpriced it too and no, pricing decisions at DC Comics are nothing to do with me. And the audio book of Good Omens will be released tomorrow. It's read by Martin Jarvis. People have asked why it is not read by me, and I have to explain that it is because if I read it I would just be doing my Martin Jarvis reading the William storiess impression, so better by far to have the real thing.)





Was your basement finished when you purchased your home or did you have it finished for your basement library? If you finished it yourself, how difficult was it? Also, I thought I saw a dehumidifier in one of the Photosynth pictures. Do you need one because of the books?

I'm asking because we have a full unfinished basement that we would like to have finished. We are running out of room for our books also. I don't think we don't have as many as you do though. :)

Any other suggestions for such a project would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks,
C.


No, when we got here the basement had a clay floor that puddled when it rained. We hired some nice builders and spent a lot of money finishing it, putting in drainage tiles, underfloor heating and all. There's a dehumidifier there in the summer and a humidifier in the winter, because after the first few years I noticed that binding glue and leather book covers were both cracking and flaking. There's now the equivalent of a large house in basement rooms beneath this house, filled with books and CDs and suchlike stuff.

And finally, a few photos from the China trip, taken by Ian Ford (or in one case, on his camera). Ian's a travel guide who now lives in China who helped organise my travels, and came along with me for part of the journey.

Amanda and I in the silk clothes that my publisher had given us as a thank you for coming, and because they are terrific.

Amanda, Ian Ford (in the pale top, also a gift from my publishers) and.. my publishers, SF World -- who will be publishing the mainland Chinese edition of The Graveyard Book very soon, and are very excited.




I'm holding the Galaxy Award for this year, given to the foreign author most popular with Chinese reader-voters. This was my second year of winning it, so I have retired from the competition and said that they have to find a new favourite foreign author now.

stereotypist [userpic]
by stereotypist ([info]stereotypist)
at November 9th, 2009 (03:35 pm)





monotract - cafu y koka

shannon [userpic]
o'ahu: day two
by shannon ([info]shannonmariah)
at November 8th, 2009 (10:09 pm)

We got another early start today. I'm going to be sad when our bodies adjust to the three-hour time difference and we start wanting to sleep until noon. And going home is going to be awful, having to wake up for work at 6am, feeling like it's 3am. You're feeling pretty sorry for me, I can tell. Thanks for being so sympathetic. You're a good friend.

First thing we did this morning was head back to the car rental place because the power outlet didn't work in the mitsubishi and our gps was running out of battery. We are now driving a convertible, cherry-red, 2010, Ford Mustang. It's pretty fun. We then headed into the interior part of the island to the Dole Plantation for some lunch. Steve tried the "loco moco," which consists of a scoop of rice covered with a hamburger patty, gravy, and a fried egg. It's a local dish, apparently. I had told Steve about some of the weirder local cuisine choices, so when he saw it on the menu today, and hadn't yet decided what he actually wanted, "loco moco" escaped his lips. His stomach paid for it all day, if you can imagine. I had a down-to-earth grilled ham and cheese sandwich. Nothin' loco about that, folks. The pinapple juice was a party in my mouth. And then we went back and mixed it with pop: mmm. We pet some kitties wandering around the joint, ate some pineapple ice cream, and headed for Waimea Falls.

We drove through the quaint, "lazy, surfer town," Haleiwa near the North Shore, and made a note to return when we were more hungry. Waimea Falls turned out to be an $18 walk. We got to the top and found out there was no swimming today. Holy bummer, Batman. We ended up being there for all of 20 minutes (if you're not into birds or history, there's no other reason to be there than TO SWIM IN THE FALLS). Steve danced with a peacock on his way out of the bathroom. That was pretty much the highlight of Waimea Falls.

We decided we'd just keep driving around the North Shore to find Sunset Beach. The waves were huge, and there was a "no swimming" sign, but almost everyone on the beach was in the water. I was fascinated by a group of people letting themselves be sucked in by the waves and then smashing back onto the beach. It looked crazy, but so fun. We eased our way into the water, and once I got over my fear, I dove in and out where I bobbed in the waves. It took me a while to convince Lifeguard Steve to join me, but he came around, and it was the most fun exercise I've ever experienced. I couldn't stop giggling and screaming, "THIS. IS. SO. MUCH. FUN." My face hurt from smiling when we got out. I could have been thrown around in those waves until the sun set. The tricky part is that the waves are so strong, along the shoreline they stir up the sand enough that on your way out, you get a bathing suit FULL of thick, coarse sand. When I showered at the end of the day it took me a long time to de-sand my body. But, really, beyond worth it. We will be going back there. Oh yes, we will.

We passed a million more beaches and a million shrimp trucks (that all smelled so scrumptious, but we were still full from pineapple everything), but we kept driving, driving, driving, and I kept saying, "It's so pretty!" We decided I need more adjectives in my vocabulary. Or just agree that it goes without saying, when in Hawaii. I couldn't help myself though; it's truly shocking to come across so much beauty in one place. And who knew there were so many shades of green? WHO?

We drove past a beach in Kailua that looked pretty great, and then carried on into the neighbourhood, looking at the homes. I won't even say it. Because you already know. (BUT, SO PRETTY.) We got back onto the highway and stopped only to climb a mountain for some random lookout point called "Pali." It was windy and a bit chilly at the top. I was surprised at how much the temperature dropped on the temperature gage in the car on the drive up.

Once we got back to our hotel, Steve went for a quick run while I showered those tricky sand morsels off and out of me. (Seriously -- it was everywhere.) We walked down toward the beach, and ended up at The Yard House for supper. They have nearly half a billion kinds of beer on tap. I forgot my ID back at the hotel and was refused tasty adult drinks. I was freely taking sips from Steve's pint when the manager came over and asked for my ID. He said if I took any more of Steve's drink, he'd have to ask me to leave. And then proceeded to PUSH Steve's glass out of my reach, "just so there is no question." That's when I took Steve up on his offer to run back to the hotel for my ID and ordered my very own pint of raspberry chocolate beer. It was gross, but I drank it with pride, dammit. BECAUSE I'M OLD ENOUGH. THAT'S RIGHT.

I suggested a walk on the beach after dinner. That's when Steve and I got surprise leied. I had just finished doing some "I'm so freaking excited and overwhelmed to be sinking my feet into the warm, thick sand of Hawaii" jumping-jack squeals, when a young girl put a fresh lei around our necks and said, "Aloha, welcome to Hawaii." And just when I had finished thinking, "Cool! That doesn't just happen in the movies." she told us she's trying to raise money for her volleyball team, asking $10/lei. We gave 'em back. But boy did that thing smell and feel fantastic around my neck. The ones from the dollar store do not compare.

Further down the beach we sat in the sand about a foot from the rising tide. Watching and listening to the water made us sleepy enough that we had to either camp out for the night, or carry on. We discovered the shops are open until 10 on Sundays, which meant we must do the proper thing and ... shop! I decided the evenings are a perfect time to shop, since it's slightly cooler and because that way we're not missing out on any rays. I found three sun dresses. Which, is utterly ridiculous, I know, but I was so hot from walking and it was like going to the grocery store on an empty stomach. They're all super cute. So. There's that. And I decided since there are only about 3 minutes of actual sun-dress weather back home, I'd wear them on the weekends, instead of staying in my pajamas. So there.

Now we're back at the hotel room, after a very quick dip in the hotel pool, which my screaming, mad feet LOVED.

Now what?

shannon [userpic]
o'ahu: day one
by shannon ([info]shannonmariah)
at November 7th, 2009 (08:14 pm)

We got here last night (well, this morning) at 3:30 our time and had to change rooms twice. I wasn't sure if I wanted to cry or have a temper tantrum. I did neither, because I was too busy trying to play it cool for a grumpy Steve. I fell into the third bed since our arrival and fell asleep mid-air.

This morning we woke up just before 9am (which was noon, our time) feeling a bit laggy, but ready to explore. The best part of today was looking at the clock and ALWAYS being delightfully surprised by how early it was. Our brains and bodies are still three hours ahead. We ventured out on foot and found a local dive that was serving a cheap breakfast. The staff circled the tables chanting in a Hawaiian accent "Coffeeeee? Coffeeeee?" Sometimes, even if you shook your head, you got a full cup of hot liquid. It shall thus be known as the "Coffeeeee-Coffeeeee Diner." Awesome.

We walked a few more blocks to find the International Market Place, which consisted of kiosk after endless kiosk selling the exact same bags, necklaces, bracelets, shirts, etc. Emerging from the Market, I shook off a foggy trance, like I had just turned off the TV after watching the Dinsney Channel for 6 hours. We'll go back on Thursday when the Farmer's Market, and hopefully a more authentic spirit, is present.

We returned to our hotel (the Marriott Courtyard) to grab our suits, sunscreen, towels and the rental car (which happens to be a mitsubishi eclipse CONVERTIBLE -- a surprise from Steve) and headed off to Hanauma Bay for some snorkelling. (Handsome Edward, with Hanauma Bay in the background.) IT WAS FAN-HAWAIIAN-TASTIC. We soaked on the beach for about thirty minutes, while our sunscreen cured, and then mazed through the coral reef and brightly-coloured fish that I thought only existed on "Finding Nemo." Nuh uh. They're real!

We stopped at a mall on the way home, because I thought I wanted a cute dress, but it turns out I wanted a rather adorable sweater (A SWEATER. IN HAWAII. I KNOW) that will look fantastic with black leggings (LEGGINGS. IN 2009. I KNOW) and those Knightsbridge Uggs (UGGS. I KNOW.) I'm going to convince Steve I need to buy.

Now we're sitting in the hotel room, freshly showered (I also re-dyed the pink in my hair), on our respective computers, completing our assigned tasks (Steve is working on some "style guide" (geek talk) for Palantir, and I researched O'ahu and all it offers, making a list of must-dos and places to eat), drinking the wine and eating the cheese and crackers we bought at Safeway. (WINE. AT SAFEWAY. I KNOW.) I'm done my lists, I've caught up on Facebook, Twitter, and LJ, and I'm on my second glass of wine, not drunk enough, according to Steve.

Apparently there's kick-ass nightlife around here on the weekends. But I'm sorta comfortable and settled in the room. And sorta old.

NOT TOO OLD FOR AN AMUSEMENT PARK THOUGH. OH YEAH. Steve and I are going to Wet 'n' Wild Hawaii. I'M SO EXCITED. I can't wait to ride the Tornado. So fun.

Tomorrow I think we're going to Waimea Falls Park to hike up to the falls and hit the Dole Plantation on our way. The things I want to do most while we're here involve eating local food and hiking. I'm not super interested in the touristy places. (except for the Dole Plantation -- pineapple: HELLO, and the amusement park -- RIDES: HELLO.) And I really want to hit as many beaches as there are and do as much relaxing as my ADHD husband will allow.

STAY TUNED FOR O'AHU: DAY TWO. EEEEEEE.

George R.R. Martin [userpic]
Alone in London
by George R.R. Martin ([info]grrm)
at November 7th, 2009 (10:34 pm)
lonely

current mood: lonely

Parris will soon be on her way home to take care of the cats, before they start rioting and have wild parties. So I'm pressing on by myself. Arrived in London a few hours ago. Signing at Forbidden Planet on the 11th.

Final Reminder for Bookshops
by Neil Gaiman's Journal ([info]officialgaiman)
at November 6th, 2009 (10:37 pm)

posted by Neil
A quick reminder (as I was just asked) that today is the day that the bookshop Graveyard Book party reports have to be in to Harper Collins. By 9 pm PST.

http://files.harpercollins.com/Mktg/HarperChildrens/PDF/GraveyardContest_rules.pdf are the rules and info for those who lost them.

Hi Mr. Gaiman,

I was disappointed today to read you won't be part of the judging for The Graveyard Book contests. My not-wealthy, middle-of-nowhere bookstore just sent in its entry, and something we're concerned about is the fairness of judging.

For example, independent bookstores like Powell's (I'm sure you know) easily have enough money and are in a convenient enough location to ask you to come at one time or another. Against stores like that, who were able to put more money into their parties, we stand little chance.

I don't think that it's a lost cause for us; we were very creative. I'm just nervous to know you won't be judging. Can you tell me whether you think the judges will take things like size and location of bookstores into account? It would make me sleep a little easier until the results are announced.

Tusen takk,
Allison


Well, per the rules, the judging is based on:

(i) Overall creativity of the Party, as demonstrated by the invitations, signage, decorations, activities, entertainment, and refreshments.
(ii) Customer attendance and response (i.e., enthusiasm, costumes, participation).
(iii) Ability to capture and represent the spirit of The Graveyard Book.

...specifically to reward creativity, and not the ability to outspend other shops. (That was also why the party had to actually be at the bookshop, and not at another location.)

I asked my editor, Elise Howard, and she said,

Gosh, yes. Here's what we think is happening. We are looking at all the entries. On Monday, we'll send you the best 11, from which you will choose the Grand Prize Winner. The rest will get the first-prize package. So the short answer is that you ARE helping to choose.

The longer answer is that we will be very fair and will consider creativity, which includes work done with available resources, along with pure execution. (Don't you think? We haven't done anything yet; still waiting for more entries to come in.)


...which means that

a) I was wrong and will be the ultimate judge, from the shortlist. (Damn.)

and

b) everyone's on a level playing field.

Does that help reassure you?

PS -- Widgett's Graveyard Book Dessert competition winners have been announced over at http://www.needcoffee.com/2009/11/06/graveyard-book-dessert-challenge-winners/.

This one had NOTHING to do with me at all. But lor' the winning desserts look tasty...

shannon [userpic]
Who, me?
by shannon ([info]shannonmariah)
at November 6th, 2009 (01:19 pm)
Tags:

Hawaii:
Yes. It's true. I work for the kick-assiest school disrict. The one that gave us a week off in November. And so we seized the opportunity to get ourselves a cheap holiday to o'ahu. O'awho? Bless you. We're in the car on our way to the Calgary airport now to catch the flight to Vancouver. I do belive my friend and colleague will be on the same flight, as she's off to Maui. I plan to make steve and her husband sit together for the hour so we can giggle like school girls.

We shall arrive home on the 16. 9 days of hot-weathered bliss.

School:
It's a tough year. Very. I'm tired. I feel in over my head 60% of the time. I'm hoping it gets better. In the meantime I'm just thankful for my awesome staff and holidays.

Writing:
What? Did you say fighting? Who' fighting? They should stop.

TV:
Almost finished all episodes of brothers and sisters. I watch it while I knit. Knitting is an excuse to watch it, really.

Love:
I have much of it in my life these days. I adore the people in my life.

Reading:
I have so many great books on my Sony reader for this trip. So many.

You:
You're good. I'm thankful for you.

HAWAII. EEEEEE.

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George R.R. Martin [userpic]
Dublin Days
by George R.R. Martin ([info]grrm)
at November 6th, 2009 (11:25 am)
excited

current mood: excited

And here we are in Dublin. Ireland has been exciting but exhausting. We had a huge turnout last night for the signing at Eason's, with a queue that seemed to go on forever, but I finally scrawled everyone into submission, and afterwards I signed all the stock as well. If you missed the signing, or happen to live a thousand leagues away, you can still get an autographed copy of the SONGS OF THE DYING EARTH hardcover or any of the Ice & Fire paperbacks by phoning, emailing, or dropping by Eason's on O'Connell Street. They even have a few trade paperbacks of DREAMSONGS.

Afterwards we adjourned to a nearby pub for a lively evening of Guinness and conversation with the local fans. I met the good folk who will be running next year's Octocon, where I'll be GOH, and hoisted a few with the hardy survivors of the Eason's event. Didn't stagger back to the our hotel till after midnight, by which time Temple Bar was roaring. Ah, if only I were twenty years younger...

The Belfast event on Tuesday was also a hoot and a half. The crowd was much bigger at Dublin, but in Belfast some of the cast of the HBO pilot dropped by to sign books and meet the fans as well. My thanks to Ron Donachie, Richard Madden (Best Dressed Man in Scotland), Alfie Allen, Kit Harington, Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner (and their moms) for joining the festivities. And to the lovely Ros, Esme Bianco, who dropped by McHughes afterwards for the moot. Matthew Hughes, one of the authors who contributed to our Vance tribute anthology, also turned up at Eason's to help me sign SONGS OF THE DYING EARTH.

In between signing and mooting, I've been hanging round the shoot, trying not to get underfoot. "How is it going?" everyone wants to know. I think it's going great. Wednesday's location was amazing, so real I could hardly tell where the real castle ended and our fake castle began. I saw Bran and Tommen swatting at each other in the yard, Joffrey taunting Robb, the Hound growling at Ser Rodrik, while Arya displayed her wretched needlework to Jon above, and it all looked wonderful. Saw some of the footage from the crypts too, and that looked amazing as well. Yes, some things are not exactly as they were in the books, that's inevitable with any adaptation... but these are my characters and this is my story, and it's thrilling to see 'em come to life.

Last night in Belfast I got to meet two more of the cast, quite unexpectedly. Some of the Moroccan players were in Ireland for costume fittings. I ran into Ian McNeice for a brief moment outside the hotel, as we were waiting for our rides, and the night before we bumped into Dany -- the amazing Tamzin Merchant, who is even more beautiful in person than she is on screen -- into the dining room. What a terrific cast Nina Gold has assembled.

Also toured the Paint Hall, though we didn't do any shooting there while I was in Belfast. Some of our sets are going up, and look great. And in another part of the building the huge castle sets from the big budget (compared to us, anyway) feature YOUR HIGHNESS are still standing. Their great hall is pretty eye-popping and they built an impressive castle yard as well.

Tomorrow I'm off to London . Signing at Forbidden Planet on the 11th, Then it's off to Marrakech.

Life is magical and full of joy (but no, I have not been seeking out football scores, so don't tell me. TIVO is getting all my games).

Note to self: Nights are for sleeping, Days are for Being Awake.
by Neil Gaiman's Journal ([info]officialgaiman)
at November 6th, 2009 (05:09 am)

posted by Neil
Still trying to get back onto a diurnal schedule. (And, I should add, failing.)

Maddy and I started watching the new season of Sarah Jane Adventures tonight, which seems back on form after a dodgy second season.

Many amazing things waiting for me when I got home -- I still haven't gone through them all yet -- but today's mail brought me a copy of the Fantagraphics Gahan Wilson: 50 Years of Playboy Cartoons book. Three glorious volumes. I wrote the introduction to Volume 2, and thus got it for free. (If you're curious, there are many Gahan Wilson Playboy cartoons up at this website. There's a Gahan Wilson virtual museum over at http://www.gahanwilson.com

And, of course, although I posted it before, it bears repeating that you can watch the film that Steven-Charles Jaffe made of the "Dark and Silly Night" comic Gahan and I did for art spiegelman and Francoise Mouly's Little Lit at the New Yorker site, or here:



And if I'd been here for Hallowe'en I would have posted it here then. Which reminds me, The Graveyard Book party season is over. Over thirty independent bookshops had Graveyard Book parties (The ABA's Bookselling This Week reports on thirteen of the parties -- and the shops -- at http://news.bookweb.org/7149.html.) The very best one of all will get me in their shop doing a signing in December and, looking at these thirteen, I am very glad I am not any kind of a judge for the awards.

My only hope is that the shop that wins will be somewhere warm. But most of the places on the party map will be just as cold by December as my house. (Vague and only climate-based relief that HarperCollins said No to Alaska in the rules mingles with vague and selfish disappointment that they also said No to Hawaii.)

It looks like the CBS Sunday Morning profile on me is going out this Sunday, the 8th, 9:00-10:30 AM, ET. According to this website:

Correspondent Serena Altschul visits author Neil Gaiman -- the tender-hearted master of the macabre -- whose books, including Coraline and The Graveyard Book have topped best-seller lists for 25 years.

.. which left me wanting to go "I am NOT a tender-hearted master of the macabre, I am in fact VERY SCARY INDEED," but I suspect I would convince nobody.

Thrilled to see that Odd and the Frost Giants was listed as one of Amazon.com's Best Books of 2009. While I was in China The Graveyard Book was listed as one of the ALA's teens top ten for 2009 as well, an award voted on by over 11,000 teens. (And I made it onto the list with lots of other good people.)

Also, Fragile Things was awarded the French 2010 Les Grands Prix de l’Imaginaire Award for translated short fiction. My thanks to the judges, but mostly to the translator, who in this case is the incredibly talented Michel Pagel. If I ever look good, do well, sell books or am popular in a foreign country, it's because of the translators, and they never get enough thanks or acclaim. And I think I'll post the cover here, because I never have.



I am becoming hooked on http://curiousexpeditions.org.

I was extremely disappointed by the news on the current status of Argleton in Lancashier, especially so since I was hoping to buy a house there. I was going to move to Chako Paul City in Sweden instead, but appear to be the wrong gender and orientation. So probably I'll stay home.

(Hmm. You know, posting that French book-cover reminds me that there are some really beautiful new covers out there right now, especially from Poland and Russia. I know for I have signed them for people. I'll try and get some nice clean examples to put up here.)

And finally, a link to Joanne Leow's blog. It was lovely to see her again, four years on, when I went to Singapore - it was a great interview, and you can watch us chatting about writing, what I'm currently up to, signings, and why I don't write the same sorts of things twice in a row, at the Primetime Morning site: here's part 1 and part 2.

...

Dear Mr. Gaiman,
I was wondering if you would be so kind as to mention an upcoming art auction on your blog. The art auction is “art for hearts”. It is an auction of artwork donated by children’s illustrators such as Korky Paul, Lynne Chapman and An Vrombaut. Most of the artwork is original although there are also some signed digital prints and screen prints too.
All proceeds from the auction will be donated to help fund research by the transplant team at Great Ormond Street Hospital. Transplanted organs do not have the same life expectancy as non-transplanted organs and the transplant team is looking at finding ways to combat this.
Full details of the auction are available to view at
http://art-for-hearts.blogspot.com

It will run on Ebay for a week starting on the 2nd of November. To locate the items people will need to type "art for heart" into the search area and choose "Art" or "books" for items.

Many thanks,

Kristine Stacey


You're welcome. I think this link has everything for sale in the auction: http://shop.ebay.co.uk/scrawldog/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=&_trksid=p3686

stereotypist [userpic]
by stereotypist ([info]stereotypist)
at November 5th, 2009 (04:39 pm)





well

onra - the anthem

The Author Comes Home, and displays many photographs of his travels
by Neil Gaiman's Journal ([info]officialgaiman)
at November 5th, 2009 (04:17 am)

posted by Neil
I went to XinjiangProvince in Western China to continue researching my Monkey/China book. This is the photo I took of a scenic building that, I discovered when the men came out to arrest us, turned out to be a police station. If you're in Kashgar do not take pictures of this building. Trust me on this.


This is what I was researching and working on. (As seen in a little town square, on the way to Yarkand):


Xinjiang Province is going to be hard to write about. It's like walking into the Arabian Nights in some ways, and like going back in time in others. It was especially like going back in time on this trip, as, following the Uighur riots in Urumqi in July, the Chinese Government turned off the Internet, text messaging and all international phone calls in or out of the region. I had a great guide who was terrified I'd talk politics, and I rapidly discovered that everything except conversations about the spice-sellers in the market...

... or discussion of the pomegranate crop, counted as politics. It made my journey even stranger than it might have been already.

While I was there my camera started misbehaving: I hadn't even realised it had a motor in it, but the motor started vibrating gently, producing some very beautiful shots that weren't really what I wanted...
Like this shot of a lady in Yarkand market selling peppers and tomatoes that seem to have turned into jewels.

After a great deal of reflection I decided not to buy a camel in the market in Kashgar. Here are two camels I didn't buy.

In the Russian market in Urumqi I bought a new camera I don't like anywhere nearly as much as my old, sporadically-vibrating one.

I went from there to Jinan, Wuqiao and Beijing.

This photo, taken in Beijing was one of the highlights of my trip -- and was one the main reasons I went back to China. I wanted to talk to Liu Xiao Ling Tong (the stage name for Mr Zhang Jinlai), who played Monkey in the Chinese television version of Journey to the West. (Here's his blog.)

Then I went to Chengdu. I don't have photos on my camera of the Galaxy Award ceremony, or the speech I gave at Sechuan University, or the visit to the Earthquake Zone and the talk I gave to the kids there. (Science Fiction World and I are starting a library for them.) (If I can get some photos I'll put them up.)

And I was not able to take photos of the encounter with the fourth holiest Buddhist in China, because he is not to be photographed.

So instead here's a photo of Amanda Palmer, who joined me for my last few days in China, on the side of a mountain having been recognised by some happy Chinese tourists...


More photos of China and Singapore in my next post, I hope. In summary: Singapore was wonderful, but the visit was much much too short: we were there for about 50 hours altogether. Once again, the food was amazing and the people delightful.

...

Let's see. A quick handful of links...

A theatrical production of Neverwhere in Chicago next year is producing a fascinating visit-to-London blog over at http://neverwhat.blogspot.com/.

I'll be at the Arts Festival in New Zealand in March. Here's the Town Hall event - http://www.nzfestival.nzpost.co.nz/writers-and-readers/town-hall-talk-neil-gaiman, and it looks like I'll be doing some other events while there. It may sell out fast, so if you're interested, get tickets early. (And do not miss Margo Lanagan, who will also be there, for she is an Incredibly Good Thing.)
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Through most of this summer I was playing with a Lomography Camera. The kind with film in, where you have no idea what you took until it's developed. (The one I used was an LC-A+.) I'm starting to love the results, especially when everything comes in slightly oversaturated. They look like pictures of dreams.



(Middle photo of the amazing bubble by Miss Holly Gaiman. Who is fundraising.)

(And you can, of course, click to embiggen the pictures.)
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And finally, people sometimes write in and point out that, when I return home, I post pictures of my dog, rapturously dashing somewhere or dancing or stick-wielding to welcome me home. "Why do you not ever post pictures of cats?" they ask.

Good point. Here is Coconut welcoming me rapturously home:



Here is Princess, doing her version of a rapturous welcome, glad that I have not forgotten the trick that she taught me to do, during my time away. The trick involves turning on the tap in the guest bathroom and letting her alternately drink and attack the water with her sharp teeth, until she gets bored:

I'm sad to say that while I was away, Hermione died. She was the surviving member of the two mad cat sisters who live in the basement library and Do Not Mingle, and she was almost eighteen. You can see her in this Photosynth of my library downstairs (needs Silverlight). It feels strangely unbalanced to be in a house without Pod and Hermione in it.

There. Goodnight.

Lilly [userpic]
Loss.
by Lilly ([info]lilly12889)
at November 3rd, 2009 (11:04 pm)

I think I've not gotten used to the time change, because I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping. My boys are sleeping, and I hope I don't wake them up.



A lot has happened to me the last couple weeks. Ricky died, and I know already told you all about that, but I still feel pretty bad. Plus, my dad was admitted into the hospital due to a cancer in his bladder. He implied that it wasn't really that serious, and that after surgery, he'd be discharged later today. Well, the surgery took a little longer than his doctor expected, and they decided to keep him over night again. And I know he's in pain. It just makes me so sad.


Life is really fragile. It's a wonder that we ever form relationships with people, because everyone goes away at some point. But I guess we are born and raised to a bond with our parents, so maybe that's just what we know to do.

stereotypist [userpic]
by stereotypist ([info]stereotypist)
at November 2nd, 2009 (03:02 pm)





i finished shipping all the orders i have received so far, i am taking a couple weeks off from shipping to concentrate on making comics, i am looking forward to this i think.

belong - late night

George R.R. Martin [userpic]
Belfast At Last
by George R.R. Martin ([info]grrm)
at November 1st, 2009 (06:54 pm)
cold

current mood: cold

Late, wet, and bedraggled, but I'm here.

Tomorrow heads will roll. Well, one head, at least.

I go, I go; look how I go,
by Neil Gaiman's Journal ([info]officialgaiman)
at October 30th, 2009 (01:36 am)

posted by Dan Guy
Mr. G is too busy to use the internet, so I'm still here.


Item, the first :: CBS Sunday Morning has moved the segment on Mr. G from this Sunday, November 1 to (tentatively) Sunday, November 8. More as it develops.

Item, the second :: Thanks to reader Tony McFee and Audible.com's director of direct marketing, we have the NYC subway ad!


Item, the third :: Reader Aurora RuPert carved Death into a pumpkin:

Death pumpkin




And then there was the mailbag:


In honor of the many Graveyard Book Halloween parties being thrown this weekend, Emily P. submits her own goblin variation, journal as an algorithms problem set:
Between the hours of 11pm on Friday October 30th and 11pm Sunday November 1st, 15 bookstores will be hosting Graveyard Book Halloween parties. Mr. G would like to visit as many as he can in these four hours. Assume you can model these bookstores as a connected graph G(V,E) where each vertex v corresponds to a bookstore. Positive edge weights w(u,v) denote the time (in minutes) it takes to travel between bookstores u and v.

a. Give an algorithm to calculate the maximum number of bookstores Mr. G can visit in four hours by traveling along the edges of this graph.

b. Give the run time of this algorithm.

c. Assume each bookstore also has a weight B(v) which tells you how long you can stay at that bookstore. Mr. G does not want to play favorites so on a given path p of n bookstores, he will stay k minutes at each bookstore where k = min(B(v1),B(v2),...,B(vn)). Given this constraint, give an algorithm to determine how many bookstores Mr. G can visit in four hours.

If anyone manages to provide a suitable answer set, they shall have an imaginary cookie.



Brittany H. writes:
Hi Lorraine!

I just wanted to say thanks for the link to BDFAR in Durham! I've lived in the area my whole life, but somehow how I had never heard of it. I am G-mapping directions there as we speak and now have a fruitful occupation for my afternoon.


1.) I'm not Lorraine. (She's far more fabulous.)
2.) You're welcome! I hope you liked it. I picked up some incredible used books there over the years, as well as the comics and music.



Teresa J. writes:
Any chance of you posting a photo of yourself before you hand the reins back? I'm sure the ladies would appreciate seeing another staggeringly good-looking, funny, and smart gentleman over whom they can swoon. :)


I'm sure they would, but I thought you were asking for a picture of me? *rim shot*

I like my quasi-anonymity. The closest you're going to get is this:


This is Eben, my spirit animal.



Apropos of nothing, except that Mr. G has been known to mention his Android phones, I'm playing with the Motorola CLIQ this evening. It's fun and cute, but I don't think I'll be trading my (deliciously modified, optimized) G1 in for anything short of a significant upgrade in processor and RAM.

I am feeling serious gadget lust for both the Motorola Droid and the Nokia N900, but the former is only on Verizon (and possibly, next quarter, AT&T), and the latter has a great deal going for it (including, but not limited to, my love for my N810 and the superiority of Maemo judged purely on the bases of openness and linux-completeness), but I've become rather partial to Android and its Google apps. I can only hope that T-Mobile quickly gets on the ball and announces something on par with either. (Surely Google won't bring out an inferior ADP2, or switch carriers?)



National Novel Writing Month begins Sunday. I've been participating successfully since 2005, and recommend doing it at least once if you have any sort of writerly ambition. It's a good deal of fun, and completely mad.



I've received several queries about where else I may be found online. I'm willing to go as far as re-stating that I have a largely neglected livejournal.

Lilly [userpic]
Bleh.
by Lilly ([info]lilly12889)
at October 30th, 2009 (01:45 am)

I'm so depressed. Ricky's funeral was a total disappointment. It's not that funerals are supposed to "go well.." but this one was just awful. I felt so bad for him. I know there wasn't a lot of money put into this, because Carolyn didn't really have any disposable funds, but damn it, there wasn't even a tent to keep the rain out of Ricky's grave. I stayed until the service was over, and decided to skip the burial. It was too much.. poor Ricky.

He had a bruise on his nose, which is what I'm guessing is a result of the fall. But he did look nice, considering.. his hair was fixed like he usually wore it. He looked like such a gentleman. I miss him so much. Going to work without him there is so hard.

Adrienne is going to transfer to a new store, I think. She and Sandy were talking about it today. Everything that was in that store for me just isn't anymore. If I become a manager, I'll be miserable.. I know it. I'll be working with the only people who plan to stay there, and none of those people are ones I care to know.

I don't know..

I think I'm going to apply at wal-mart. It just seems like a cake job.

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